Post by medusacascade on Apr 13, 2009 11:11:23 GMT
When Living with a Time Lord
1. Expect the Unexpected
2. Expect to be working in a shop anytime in the future to support him as he waits for the return of his ship.
3. Never bring your mother along for the journey.
4. Never expect him to stay for dinner and especially not for Christmas dinner.
5. Never try to know more than he does as whenever possible he will try and outdo you.
6. Never tell him you love him, you won't live long enough to form any kind of relationship with him.
7. Go with the flow.
8. Never make friends with a Dalek or any creature responsible for destroying Gallifrey as that would really hack him off.
9. Make sure he gives you a key - never lose it.
10. Never question him kissing another female, to him it's merely a DNA genetic transfer.
11. Ignore his 'you humans' sarcasm unless you can find an equally stronger 'you Time Lords' response.
12. Invest in some good running shoes esp. for 10th Time Lord.
13. Never laugh or cringe when he talks like a Tritovore, you never know when you might need to talk your way out of a tricky situation.
14. Never expect to understand all that physicy physics jargon he comes out with, just nod in all the right places, keeps his ego ticking over.
15. When he complains of a headache and believe me, he will - never, ever give him an aspirin - you'll kill him.
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1. Expect the Unexpected
2. Expect to be working in a shop anytime in the future to support him as he waits for the return of his ship.
3. Never bring your mother along for the journey.
4. Never expect him to stay for dinner and especially not for Christmas dinner.
5. Never try to know more than he does as whenever possible he will try and outdo you.
6. Never tell him you love him, you won't live long enough to form any kind of relationship with him.
7. Go with the flow.
8. Never make friends with a Dalek or any creature responsible for destroying Gallifrey as that would really hack him off.
9. Make sure he gives you a key - never lose it.
10. Never question him kissing another female, to him it's merely a DNA genetic transfer.
11. Ignore his 'you humans' sarcasm unless you can find an equally stronger 'you Time Lords' response.
12. Invest in some good running shoes esp. for 10th Time Lord.
13. Never laugh or cringe when he talks like a Tritovore, you never know when you might need to talk your way out of a tricky situation.
14. Never expect to understand all that physicy physics jargon he comes out with, just nod in all the right places, keeps his ego ticking over.
15. When he complains of a headache and believe me, he will - never, ever give him an aspirin - you'll kill him.
Please add more, let's keep this going....
I Met David on the 11.10.2008 I told him he was amazing in Hamlet and he replied "God Bless you Thank you very much". I gave him a angel beany bear he was brilliant in love labours lost too sig and av made by invisable companion Tracy thanks for letting me use them xxxx
